My favorite version of this is

You know those little [] that appear when you upload an image? You can put alt-text in there.

JC Denton profile pics have ruined the game for me. It could be the 3rd coming of Christ and I would still hate it for those interactions alone.

To be fair I’ve been called puritanical for pointing out that people shouldn’t sexualize minors. It’s the ultimate thought-terminating cliché.

Accurate, but in the other end.

Everyone thinks they’re smart but once you open your mouth that’s when the truth will be revealed.

POV you’re playing the most colour-saturated war shooter

Kind of an an-prim take. Understand the technology you’re using. The only thing you should take for granted is that any opportunity tech has to spy on you has already been exploited by multiple outlets. Use your worst possible faith and you’ll probably still fall short of what’s happening.

If I ever get off my ass and make that game I am going to rub my nipples and respond every time a mac user sends in a support ticket asking why their game isn’t working with “because it’s a mac”

Jesus Christ being painted in the sand on a beach.

I once visited a friend’s house and when I saw their computer’s desktop I dragged LoL to the trash bin and they didn’t even try to stop me.

Buy some supplements that contain Vitamin D and Iron. Most people are deficient and it affects their mood. I got some meal replacements that basically contain everything and it’s kept me in good spirits while everything is going to shit. I should be depressed, but I’m not.

EDIT: Iodine too. The over-the-counter stuff is called “kelp” and the reason they don’t put it in multivitamins is because it metabolizes into a substance that in excess will give you gout. Iodine is hard to get from your diet so having supplements every now and then is important.

“Dopamine Detox” and “NoFap” guys are trying to get you frustrated so you’re easier to radicalize. This is a long and storied fascist recruitment tactic. The worse you feel the more likely you are to find community within their circles, and that’s when they get you.

How the USA Inspired the Nazis - From Manifest Destiny to Lebensraum

Isn’t that JonTron the neo-nazi? I thought people stopped watching him after he outed himself. He’s still around?

The fact liberals are riding and dying for genocide joe is proof that the democrats deserve the bloodbath they’ve set up for themselves when they inevitably lose to the worst candidate possible. The bar is literally underground and they still managed to dig to get under it.

The only valid reason to vote for the democrats at this point is to spite the republicans. That’s it.

Withhold your vote or you’re complicit in genocide.

Why don’t you move to South Korea if you love capitalism so much. I heard quality of life there is through the roof.