Let it go man, he is intentionally missing the silver lining here.

I’ll bet you three double stuffed Oreos it’s stalled before the inauguration.

You know there is still time to snatch up a fantastic Toyota GR Yaris and elevate your life!

I like this meme. You did good.

Sounds like you’re still at the Great plateau which is just the tutorial area of the game basically. You can watch a few videos on YouTube to find the easy way to get past it. The weapon breaking mechanic is really annoying at first but eventually you’ll realize that they did it so that you can enjoy all the variety of weapons in the game without having a hundred things in your stash. Exploration is one of the most enjoyable parts of this game so try to look around for the old man and he will help you.

I’m in this picture and I’m totally cool with it

Something about that meaty flavorful goodness sure has the interwebs a tizzy

Okay Mr moneybags, or should I say Mr Krabs?

Tinting your windshield is illegal, but I guess you could just use a super clear ceramic film… Except it’s still super expensive and not as effective compared to a simple reflector.

Mighty Ducks (part 2, the Quackening)