PrettyFlyForAFatGuy

have any instance admins ever shared the browser stats?

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Imagine living in the 2020’s in the developed world and not realizing that internet access is a basic necessity.

Then imagine being the sort of person who would deny poor people basic necessities

My dads Merc says “please” when it’s giving you directions.

winds me up to no end.

i want the instructions to be as low bandwidth as possible.

i worked in tech support and we were told off for eating crisps (chips for the americans) while on the phone to clients.

i will help resolve your tech issues with my dorito fingers

One time, my one year old niece screamed all the way from Barbados BGI to London Gatwick

I was glad of my headphones.

She was fine on the way out there though