ProfessorZhu@lemmy.worldtoTechnology@lemmy.world•The U.S. Government Wants To Control Online Speech to “Protect Kids”English
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1 year agoWhy take a principled stand against those who are pushing this when you can just say “government” and leave everyone thinking this is a bipartisan problem?
Neo is working diligently at his desk, the flow of reports is endless but he keeps up with the pressure due to a little friend he snuck in his “back pocket”
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Neo’s eyes go wide, not from excitement nor pleasure but instead confusion and worry, was he right? Did his toy just vibe to him “get out, they’re coming for you Neo” into his asshole!? No way, he must be imagining things
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There was no mistaking it, his translation was correct he’s in grave peril and someone is informing him through his secure butt plug!