You should totally BUY a subscription to Netflix right NOW!

Didn’t take long to cash in on his boy JD, did it?

Have you seen YouTube lately?

That’s some hot tech right there. I bet HP would buy it for 1 billion dollars!

Probably something closer to $30,000,000.

Maybe they could buy Vine?

Better than Jerry in the next cubicle over.

Secret meeting … reported

That’s not how secrets work at all.

I am the one who walks away from Omelas.

Robot’s first action upon becoming self-aware is to put on a leather jacket.

There’s good money to be made in selling leather jackets.