69 billion

Nice.

Oh can’t i?

🎶 Stack em high. Stack em high. While they gurgle bleed and die! 🎶

No I can’t. I signed an NDA.

I don’t believe that for 1 millisecond.

Spez won’t be able to stop himself from enshitifying reddit in any way he can to appease those VC pump&dump scammers he’s spent the last decade ruining reddit for.

I wouldn’t steal one. But I would download one. Hell I’d 3d print one if that was possible.

I honestly don’t know. But it happens occasionally. Not sweating it yet. But a slow creep of redditfication is showing a bit.

No that wasn’t me. Stupid Automod bullshit in here.

I used the word “ibtch”. Flip the 2 first letters.

removed please. We’ve just watched a failed game show host president destroy a century of US Economic Hegemony because the stupid son of a removed doesn’t know how tariffs work and half the country is cheering him on.

You cannot win this one. Don’t waste your time.

Once again I’m happy to inform you that yes, it’s Ronald Reagan’s fault. Damn his evil soul.

In pants shitting fear of “Creating an Educated Proletariat” Reagan took our system of basically free college and turned it into this mess we have now.

(P.S.: If you piss on Ronald Reagan’s grave in California and are caught by police its a misdemeanor charge carrying a $1000 fine. I don’t know about you but I can budget for this particular bucket list item)

Because we’re stupid. Like on an institutional, industrialized level of just dumb motherfuckers. Intentionally so as a policy choice by our government.

It could literally be the cure to all foodborne illness and half this country would be howling like rabid baboons about how it’s unnatural and it morphs the DNA of the irradiated item so that it it gives you super aids and makes you transgender.

Don’t waste your time worrying about us. We’re breathtakingly fucking stupid and arrogantly proud of it. Just let us die. Little of value will be lost.

quaso

Classic case of self fulfilling prophesy.

Nords are racist twats from their literal inception as a species in Tamriel. Just ask the Snow Elves. Oh wait. You can’t.

They barred the kittehs from their cities so the kittehs do what they gotta do to survive.

His head was in the cloud district.

I recommend Sheogorath Shout - Call of Madness.

Fisherizer is great too.

Is it illegal to Nelson laugh while pointing at swasticar enjoyers and calling them dorks?

No? Then this is all a waste of time. I shall continue doing so unabated.

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War and tax cuts. And they hated the gays. And videogames for some dumbass reason.

They’re still all those things. But back then they were losing their ass. So they leaned hard into nationalism and cultural grievance to motivate their base. They created The Tea Party, the Tea Party morphed into MAGA. And now we’re here. With a failed gameshow host ruining everything.

John Hagee is still alive so probably. And that other one. Tall stringy fucker. Looks like an evil Mister Rogers in a suit. Charles Stanley I think his name is.

They are the same. Barring the last 10 years of wannabe dictator shenanigans.

Go back to Obama and Bush. Their policy overlap was damn near a circle.

Warmongering and domestic spying. Both of them. And don’t @ me about goddamn Romneycare. If you still haven’t figured out that particular bit of theater you’re either too young to have a political opinion or an actual moron.

That is literally the plan. It’s why Israel has nukes. Those open secret nukes everyone knows about that don’t officially exist.

Edit - Its why we’re so antagonistic towards Iran. The psychos want to bait Iran and Israel into full scale war hoping one of them will kick start the apocalypse.