It’s also amazing that they’re “perfectly compatible” with the first teenage boy their parents let her talk to for more than 4 minutes alone

I would love to see the sales metrics that made them backpedal

That’s what I do with my drivers. Whether it’s 20 bucks or 11 or 15 I just do $5 if they’re cool with me and that’s usually the case

You act like we’re not paying higher prices

My sandwich isn’t 12, it’s 13.50. The drink wasn’t 4 it was 5.

The higher prices are there but the owner doesn’t get taxed on it

Imagine every place you ever went, no one was paid by their “employer” and you had to just pay everyone yourself

Fucking nightmare

Pay your employees. Charge me enough so it works out. That’s it. That’s all I want

When the cicadas were here my 8 year old just constantly freaked out. They’re everywhere so it was all the time freakouts.

I forced her to hold one and she was fine for the rest of the summer

Other times I tell them their mouths are so small it’s impossible to break your skin so what are you worried about?

And everyone’s people