Lol, not mine. Good fucking luck to you chumps living below the arctic circle though!

Moo milk or man milk?

That’s what I call it when my SO gives me a BJ when she has a fever.

What’s the difference between an anarcho capitalist and a libertarian?

An ancap is in middle school and a libertarian isn’t allowed to be within a mile of one.

Ita, fili mi.

Procreo, ergo sum

It’s Lemmy so I’m just going to go ahead and ask… How big’s yer walloper mate?

Am a biologist, can confirm.

I’m not saying op should have drawn it by hand. I’m saying he should have made a triceramisu and taken a photo.

Slop

In 1970 a group of soviet researchers set out to investigate the deep seismic and thermal properties of the Baltic shield. They set about drilling the hole on the kola peninsula and after a number of setbacks they finally reached the current deapth of 12262 m in 1989. To this day it is the deepest hole on the planet by several km.

But, in their 19 years of drilling, those soviet scientists didn’t bore that hole as much as you’ve just bored me.

Good day.

Either way, I think we can agree that millennials know what film is. Many of us have even developed it ourselves. You know back when people were thought things other than app development and learned helplessness.

Mate I’m a millennial and I had my photos developed at the chemists. You’re thinking of gen z.

It’s always mango season when all your fruit is shipped in from Ghana.

The people who lived there were forcibly relocated to the colonies because the lairds worked out that it was more profitable to use the land for sheep than peasants.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highland_Clearances

Cuck Schumer

Is it normal for people to set up surveillance cameras in their own home? Are break-ins that common? I just assume no-one will bother with my shitty flat.