Instead, how about we pass a law that guarantees a living wage, so that workers don’t have to depend on tips?

Silly me. That would be COMMUNISM.

Unlimited mandatory treatment, in South Sudan.

Funny, that. Stalin’s regime said the same thing. A lot of dissenters were labeled “mentally ill,” and tortured in mental hospitals.

“It Can’t Happen In America?” Wake the fuck up…it is happening.

But but but Both Sides Are Exactly The Same!

Guess I’d better Be Clean, Vote Green.

How fortunate then, that Jesus has blessed us with the intelligent, lucid, and ethical Donald Trump. /s

We are going to see arrests and show trials of prominent Democrats, by the end of the year.

Meanwhile in the states, MAGAs thank their Party for robbing them. #SAD

There is no more Democratic Party.

If you didn’t vote, you voted for Gilead.

Been there, done that. Remember Reagan’s bright shiny “Star Wars” that was going to end world leftism?

Welcome to the New America. This is our reality now.

This is eugenics. The media refuses to say it, but that’s what it is.

Oh, he will come sniveling back to bend the knee.

This is the prelude to a total ban on all vaccines.

Another moderately worded letter is in the works as we speak.

Besides, teh Poorz and Brown Peepulz are getting their faces eaten also too!

At The Leopard BBQ:

“Damn Steve, this is delicious face! What did you do?”

“Well, you have to start with prime MAGA face. Fat is flavor!”

If Clownstick starts sending famous people to private prisons, that might actually piss off more Americans than a change in their own lives would.

Their findings will be published in the “Journal Of No Shit Sherlock.”