I don’t want people who are different from me to shove their “lifestyle” down my throat. Anyways, who is coming with me to evangelize later?

Xkcd did this one.

https://what-if.xkcd.com/33/

I specifically placed that item in a location so secret, even I don’t know where it is.

It’s easy, just call it something different, like a chopped cheese.

This is what “gulf of America” was really about.

“I barely talk to my friends lol.”

“There’s a male loneliness epidemic.”