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Legend has it that it started with an old drunk man that decided to hold beer bottles to his eyes.

Just make the world think they are blind too. Just like anything else.

Withdrawals. Bring back pagers.

Hopium. There’s far too much “evil” force in this world for there to ever be an edan or unity. Overall chaos is what got us to our current state of humanity. Chaos will always be.

Don’t read that as me saying humans are shit though. It’s more like humans don’t want to take their lack of “power” seriously. Which is natural or whatever… I know it all sounds negative, but I don’t mean for it to sound negative. Chaos is the only constant, order comes from it, but chaos is always dominant from the present moment to the future. You can’t stop the universe, including human society from changing and growing. You can learn about it and create from it but it always owns you. No matter who you are.

CARLOS!

Esc? From the second you press power?

I don’t think this meme format could ever die.

Drug dealers.

It looks like a blank VHS.

Is that for real. I’d buy one.

What’s a bassist?

Homophobes are cute. Me and my homies only jerk off to homophobes. Just like those old WW2 vets that invented the gay leather scene. Except now the kink is to dress up as an Ultra-American instead of a German nazi. I got a 1776 shirt literally just to fuck with.

(One part humor, one part truth, one part bullshit. If my lame comedy makes anyone angry they aren’t living the life they should be. Treat yo self.)

Is he really being on lemmy?

Fired!

P90Sex

Edit: whoops, I linked to our competitor.

And ps… The PC term is jagoff.

Join our team of Jerks. We have a stiff sign on bonus.

By chance are you good at “shooting ropes”? Our clients love ropes.

Same with porn. But I’m building a shake-power generator for fleshlites so it should balance out the power it pulls. Saving the earth one jack-off at a time.

Charging a hybrid car battery only takes 253.4 jerks. Pretty soon we will be expanding our charging service to parking lots across America and Canada! Most of them already have people willing to do it for you already …they were doing it there anyway… Win/win.

Powerjerk ™, we make perverts work for you!

Just roll up and say “Hey Jagoff, I need to get to x!” And you’ll promptly be taken care of.*

*Do not give them drugs to speed up the process. We are serious about our drug-free workplace.

Edit: steal my idea and I’ll find you

This is de-evolutionary!

It’s the same with lifestyle and politics. The “woke” people I know that talk about anti capitalist ideology but then buy the dumbest novelty shit and junk food you can imagine, not as a need but as a want. Shit, I had “woke” person whole heartedly defend marvel superhero movies as if it was a fight against hunger and natural right.

When I say woke, I mean anyone that uses the term woke seriously. I do not mean actual kind hearted down to earth open-minded progressive people.