I do always vote, but it’ll be a cold day in hell before I despoil a meme format.

2AM

Six tits?? They said it couldn’t be done! We just need MORE POWER!!

Sometimes you get weekends off

PO - TO - LEMMY

Gorn.

Dear valued customer,

Please enjoy this delicious tungsten cube to consume with your <bag of chips>.

You wouldn’t want your code throw an exception

Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.

No, Bith!

Invited in by who though? You might say the owner, but then that means that kids or tenants don’t count. So it might be “anyone with authority to do so”, which would include judges following the prescribed process…

Ask a human to draw an orc. How do they know what an orc looks like? They read Tolkien’s books and were “inspired” Peter Jackson’s LOTR.

Unpopular opinion, but that’s how our brains work.

I think you mean retirement LANs. I’m going to party like it’s 1999.

Counterproof:

n+1 is not the smallest non-interesting number… n-1 is.

s///s/\s/g

char**

SPACE TOURISM

Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.

What about Turkish bread?