My mom has a fridge that literally has meltdowns every few days. She bought it last year, it still doesn’t work as intended, and it beeps so loud over were not sure.
No option to turn off the sound. I want to mcguyer in there and tear the speaker out, but I don’t want to voided the warranty before they actually fix it.
I think the downvotes speak for themselves.
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Ok, it’s true college isn’t what it used to be.
A college degree used to be rare, meaning you could get any degree and do any job.
Obviously, it’s not like that anymore. Everyone has a degree. You need to get a degree that means something.
If you have rich parents that will support you, great, you can fuck around and graduate after 8 years with an English degree, and you’ll be alright.
If your parents aren’t rich and can’t support you indefinitely, you need a degree in something that is hiring or will be hiring when you graduate. Preferably, with a large paycheck, so paying back the loans is reasonable.
Or, ya know, just don’t go to college. Learn to weld or install sattelite dishes, or even better, be a general contractor. You can make a goddamn fortune as a general contractor.
Or, do what Mark Twain did, and mary into wealth. Love is fake anyway!
But, ya know, being 18 and impressionable to romantic ideas, it’s tempting to think you don’t have to follow this guidance and get an art degree and you’ll be fine. Don’t fall into that. Be smart.
So I have a younger, semi-autistic relative that wants to be called “Kalcifer.” To be it seemed absolutely stupid, and I refused, but I was nice about it. But I’ve heard of other people wanting the same thing. Can someone explain this to a Millennial please?
I’d really like to see something where there is no explanation at all. Terry Crews is just Snow White.
Maybe Seth Rogan and a bunch of stoners are the dwarves.
No explanation at all, just as if it were a woman playing the roll.
Hats off to you, Potato_in_my_anus, for my biggest username laugh on Lemmy so far.
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Someone give this guy some gold… wait where are we… I applaud your genius.
I’d watch that. But there should be a really good musical number called “Everything is rape without consent” or something… It probably wouldn’t be appropriate for the target audience, but yes I agree with the point you’re making: Snow White & Cinderella are way fucked.
Elijah really needs to start leaning into how fucking weird he has allowed himself to become since LotR. And I know he has a little, but clearly it’s not enough.
Here’s some others I’d be totally stoked about:
Edit: Fucking Terry Crews for both roles!
Lol. Oh, your kids are perfect little angels that are never annoying I assume. Congrats.
Nah man, not in my parts. Women shop, men hunt. I don’t play that way.
Interesting take. I didn’t even consider that perspective.
Now I feel bad for being mad at them for taking time off my life to deal with their inconsiderate behavior.
We need to cripple the housing market and all move in together. 'Member the big buildings in Dredd? That’d be cool, except no to all the drugs and pollution.
That would be a great superhero power: the ability to make people shut their mouths instantly.
Praise Satan for grocery delivery and pickup. No more memorizing a store or searching for an hour for that one little thing. No more women getting creeped out for no other reason than you’re a man in a grocery store. As if, beach - no one wants to fuck you.
Did we learn nothing from The Call of C’thulu?
Data analyst here. It really do be like that. You can use stats to prove anything.
Yfw they say data doesn’t lie. Looool