You know cell phones aren’t actually attached to the hand right? They can be left anywhere, like in another room.

Ohhh say can you bean

MyRadar on Android?

I remember

So deep dish pizza is quiche, thin crust is toast?

Stay spicy home skillet

Same. The only series of Dean’s I think I liked was Odd Thomas and I read them years ago.

Back in my day, we jokingly called Dean Stephen King Lite

This was in an old folder, no idea where it originated!

Worked with a guy who was told no by the CFO for one of his lame promo ideas, and his response was to slam the phone down, grab a wooden yard stick, and start whaling on one of the fake columns out on his show floor for several minutes before it broke in half and he stormed out.