im a patriotic american. can i have healthcare now pls

my favorite part is when he looks at the camera and goes “its been 28 ___ since someone called me that…. 28 ___ later…. i still dont like it…”

“becomes”

if you use streamio then you can choose whatever quality you want

what’s the advantage of debird vs just watching the torrentio links on streamio?

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humanity can survive with just two people. capitalism cant.

i want an alien wearing a dr.suess hat, and the alien is smoking a fat blunt and he’s making an angry scowl face like “whatever man”. the alien is smoking the blunt to take away the pain, not to get high like a stoner

inb4 “INNOCENT FATHER OF 5 SAVAGELY BEATEN BY ANIMALS” gofundme (or whatever that one the racists use now is called) pops up

“all he did was simply ask a question about crime statistics and why, if he as a white man, is so privileged, THEY are allowed to use words he’s not. to prove their privilege over himself, he used the word, and THEY violently weaponized their privilege against him and thats why we have set a goal of 10 million dollars”

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he looks like one of those guys who has a million broken down cars and lawn mowers on his yard but he can fix your car with a pepsi can and some zipties if you throw him 20 bucks

i was crowned the GOAT of autism, i would volunteer but i dont like eye contact

like 15 years ago you could install ubuntu through an exe on windows, but i believe they stopped supporting it, which sucks.

you may be able to find an archive of one of those old installers and install it like that, but i believe this was all the way back in version 11.04 or 12.04

himmler never killed anyone. guess one of the most famously depraved evil nazis was actually innocent!

fuck off, you are sympathizing with fucking hitler’s staffers. shut your dumb ass up

its so funny seeing all the libs seething that many people think biden got what he had coming if not got off extremely easily considering the evil shit he’s done. they dont see the evil tho. they just see that he’s a democrat so surely that must mean he’s good.

when brandon dies the universe will be righting a wrong. fuck him. no sympathy or empathy for him or his fucked up family who have neither for any of us or our families or especially those in palestine or otherwise exploited oppressed nations

can someone just give me money? that would be my dream job. receiving money.

bathtubs are good sometimes but imo showers are superior

you can sit in the shower btw. no one is gonna tell you not to.

my dad literally used to just sit in the corner on the floor looking at an atlas for hours a day on his day off

(later we find basically every male in my family from my dad’s side is diagnosed autistic)

man fuck that. also this just reminded me, way back when skyrim first came out, i shoplifted the disc from walmart and wrote down the product key (i didnt have a phone) on my hand with a marker i just took off a shelf in the crafts section.

i get home and put the disc in and then steam opens up and thats where i put the product key

the disc didnt have anything on it. it just downloaded from steam