This may explain why everyone likes him

Nah, I don’t think “aight” suffices, but “aight, later!” would work.

I hate that people never say “bye” on the phone.

40% of cops!

But for this one, please don’t actually assume it’s your friend timmy’s dad, folks.

What’s the college one mean?

I did an honors math+cs degree. I’m pretty good at advanced math. I never learned long division. Don’t feel bad about that.

(In case any other mathy people read this and wonder how I could understand ring theory without Euclid’s division algorithm, relax)

What’s the original image? She looks cool.

I mean this is just how memes work isn’t it?

Also why is columbus wearing a thick coat in that weather

I don’t know what this means exactly but I like it anyway.

Your two column approach, while more descriptive, somehow seems to lack explanatory power to me. I don’t think it would clear up confusion in most cases (but that’s just my intuition). I wrote the text that’s implied, which your explanation doesn’t have.

I suppose I didn’t explain what the implied image is, but the meme format is well known at this point – basically anyone can infer the missing images, which are generally the same from meme to meme, but the missing text is the hard part to infer.

Anyway, cheers. I think my pedantry ends here.

granted, but the source material says “with text,” not “with text and image,” even though it’s technically the latter, so I pattern-matched as best I could.