That was pretty clear. The apparent player character was a misdirect. The figure that comes in at the end seems to be the “her” referred to, and potentially the main antagonist of the game. I’m sure, just like in all other iterations, you’ll have a custom built player character of any sex/gender.

Stand with your knees on the floor? I guess just lay prone on your stomach? PLANK FOR THE PATRIOTISM CROSS!

Right above the politics of badgers and right below solving the Lindbergh Baby Kidnapping

Who devotes time thinking about Kanye and his wife? Who devotes time making memes about it?

So not your mom… yeah that’s good advice.

If I want to buy a trophy for myself with my own hard earned money to make myself feel like a winner, those boomers can kiss my ass.

I was in a “generational diversity” course at work recently where we would break apart and talk about what behaviors are common among each generation and why, and how to be good leaders for each generation. We started with the “greatest” generation and the “silent” generation and worked our way down in age. Everything started so respectful and nice for the old folks, even excusing their shortcomings when one was actually brought up due to how they were raised and the tough circumstances they grew up under. By the time we got to millennial and gen z, things took a turn. Even the instructor was laying on the judgement pretty thick. “They have had everything handed to them growing up so they don’t appreciate hard work”, “[…] participation trophies […]”, etc

Could be real ghosts. Could be fake ghosts. Gotta cover your bases.

"Did you teach him the way he’s supposed do it? "

“Sure did, boss.”

“And did you then teach him the correct way to do it?”

“Of course, boss.”

“That’s why you’re senior floor associate, Johnson.”

“Thanks, boss. I’m going on my 6th smoke break of the morning.”

“Atta boy.”