Couldn’t decide between Mutton Chops and Mustache?

Yeah, if this was true and Israel is actually run by Jews, then why isn’t it called Jewland? Pretty big whole in the logic if you ask me.

Besides, this is all disinformation; the real threat are the Crab People

YARRSE!

…considered forbidden knowledge under your current parental control settings.

As is should be, excellent parenting

“I’m going to make an underwater elevator so people can freely explore th-”

CONSUME

Think it’s an ad for an ad company