Monero is untraceable. You can swap Bitcoin, or basically any other crypto, for it on decentralized exchanges and once you have Monero it’s a black hole. At least as of now, owning Monero isn’t illegal. And it’s impossible to track once it’s swapped.
Edit: oh, sans Monero. Yeah pretty much.
Isn’t it meant to be like “better FS”? So you’re not too far off.