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My current TV is clawing my firewall like squirrel with rabies. I’m sure the next one will too.

Definitely not a problem, if this company has your data /s

That’s so obscene I’m willing to trow some money at it.

It was probably designed by a child like robot-man who feeds on your personal data, because if any graphic design company suggested that for my social media platform, I’d immediately kick them to the curb and blacklist them.

I already forgot about the agressively colored pubic hair logo.

Maybe it’s meant to let the sun in and save on the heating… in… a buildind that has significant excess of… nevermind.

How about giving billions to those guys simulating brains of a small worms and fruit flies, so we can have very slow “brain in a bottle” that will be equally useless.

You remember those days playing Battlefield when “jihad jeep” was a viable tactic taking first contact on enemy defensive position and tanks.

Who would have known that in a decade flying version of that would become a major player in a real battlefield.

Good luck enforcing it numnuts.

It’s time again to buy dozen games cheap I never play.

Kinda goes against capitalism. Planned obsolescence has been around for a long time and if somebody goes against it, they will be removed by the big players.

So the term “old wives’ tale” is still holds up?

Yes, but the original is better for us who have just barely scatched python or bash scripting at some point.

How about saying Chinese cars contain monosodium glutamate and it’s very bad for you.

Sacrifice yourselfers for the eternal future Emperor God Elontron Musk.

He will insert his X in all of our hearts.

Wouldn’t wear those publicly without having skis on, but with all that latency that ain’t safe.

Epic? Blah! Skipping it

There was a time when you had to crack every non open source game that you ran on linux. CD-key just didn’t work.

Every 2 years number of adds will increase by one and lenght by 5 second.

Have a nice hell in a retirement home.

There are company lines/slogans and then there are company action.

First one comes from PR and second is dictated by cold hard cash. Guess which one bends if there is a conflict?