That’s good, though. It’s when it turns off that you got to worry.

That’s why my toilet has a seatbelt.

It’s not the size of the hallway that matters, but how you enter it.

Seems like CatGPT still has trouble drawing paws.

I got you fam.

Look at this weirdo, wearing pants on his arms and over his mouth. Smh my head.

She asked me why I even want to talk to her

Yes, why do you even want to talk to her? She sounds like an asshole.

Interesting how social mores changed. Not too long ago I got reprimanded for ripping a fart while at the urinal in a public bathroom. How dared I, indeed.

I feel called out.

I’m a bit rusty on the rules but before becoming a saint, don’t you first have to die?

In that case I’m all for Trump being sainted.

I have and I find it pretty convincing.

But what if my favorite coworkers didn’t actually view me as their favorite coworker? Maybe to them I was just meh. Would they come to my reunion, since they wouldn’t consider me too belong at theirs?

I mean, a certain mutuality is implied.

Docking?

I tried that for far too many years of my life but it sucked and only made things worse. So I stopped doing that and anyone who gives me grief for being myself can suck my balls.

I have a horse and I’m not mega rich so you could totally do it if you want!

That was my take away as well. With the added bonus of having your echo chamber tailor made for you, and all the agreeing voices tuned in to your personality and saying exactly what you need to hear to maximize the effect.

It’s eery. A propaganda machine operating on maximum efficiency. Goebbels would be jealous.

I got it! What I meant to say was, next up for the tariffs will be American movies filmed on location in foreign lands. My wording was unclear.

Lol. Trap sprung, etc.

Next up: 100% tariffs on movies filmed in foreign lands.

It’s biologically ingrained into us to avoid incest.

Tell me you’ve never been on PornHub without telling me you’ve never been on PornHub.