Nice
Because that’s one nice weevil

this is actually a thing, I guess (NSFW)

Did you hear about the two thieves that stole a calendar?

They both got six months!

Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot)

He’s already been impeached twice last go-around… It takes congress actually voting him out and nearly none of the GOP will do that

If you wouldn’t say it to someone you love, you shouldn’t say it to yourself. A big example of this for me was if I screw something up, instead of telling myself what an idiot I am, I acknowledge that I made a mistake and I’ll do my best to learn from it so that I don’t do it again.

Is this… Is this where Squirtle comes from?? I don’t feel so good… I think I’m going to go lie down now

WE CAN’T DO THAT, IT’S LIKE PUNISHING THE MOMS WHO ALREADY HAD CHILDREN!!! /s

Someone who always has a snack for me if I’m feeling down?? Sign me the fuck up!

It’s an extra step, but I really like URLCheck on fdroid. Any time I click on a YouTube link, it gives me the option to open in NewPipe.

Looks like his desk is a great place to use the bathroom instead!