Hope she’s screaming WAAAAAAAAGH!

+1 Set up your leadership in a way that guarantees rivalries and power struggles. Remember to act surprised when it all implodes!

I believe it goes in this order: look > grab > shake > taste > throw

And even if you do, the party’s all guardsmen…

Any tips on how to unsee yassified Jeremy Clarkson?

Maybe I’ve been watching too much Top Gear but I totally imagined a bunch of operators huddled around the screen with one going “what are you waiting for, hit it” and the other going “wait, no, what if they left it open”.

Amaranthe’s awesome. My workout playlist is mostly them.

Brothers of Metal (despite the name). If you’re into symphonic stuff, Epica and Beyond the Black are worth looking into. I also love Halestorm, but I think they’re somwhere between hard rock and heavy metal.