Maybe get Krishna to be your wingman? He knew how to party.

I think North Korea is an unpleasant place to be, Taiwan isn’t part of the PRC, and Stalin was a murderous dick. Makes me unpopular on Lemmy, but I gotta be me.

Don’t anthropomorphize computers.

They don’t like it.

The exclusive right to commit violence is a standard feature of governments, yes.

Funny thing is - that song started going through my head before the image loaded. Just the title was enough to kick it off.

Dammit, now I’ll have that in my head for the next week.

There’s a trend of companies requiring workers to show up at the office for two or three days a week. It’s a real thing; my office requires three days for people that live in the area. Several friends of mine are seeing similar policies at their offices.

Some people just aren’t productive at home. That’s why our office set the new policy. We didn’t want to lose good talent. Fortunately for me I live 100 miles away and work fine from home.

The ads for remote work are generally trying to hire experts that would otherwise be unwilling to move.

That’s exactly right… For now.

But if there’s coal in that mountain, we can level the whole thing like they do in West Virginia and leave a nice flat spot for an industrial park when we’re done.