Spykee

Da feelin’s mutual bruv!

No ball of mine is going anywhere near him.
Had he been a petite brunette with giant knockers, I would seriously consider the proposition.
hint hint.

Why da Sun frownin at me?

I’m a dude. I DON’T have a vibrator.
No, I do NOT.
The fuck you talking about?
The one in my bedroom? That one belongs to my flatmate.
He hides it in my room.
I don’t care if you don’t believe me.
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FUCK YOU!

Wifey.
Wifey texts most to her boyfriend.
Wifey’s boyfriend texts most to his side chick.
Wifey’s boyfriend’s side chick texts most to her boss to lure him into banging her so that she could blackmail him.
Wifey’s boyfriend’s side chick’s boss texts most to his wifey because she got his balls and wallet in her wrinkly palms.
Wifey’s boyfriend’s side chick’s boss’ wifey texts me because she heard from a little birdy that I eat ass.
Eat ass. It’s worth it boys. \

Send me noods.

You shower naked?
You slut!

I am a semi functioning human with empathy, I also choose Tacos.

People telling me to stay clear of the elusive yellow snow, I know you all want to keep the special whiskey sour recipe a secret. But I know and you cannot keep me away from it.

Lemmy has a lot of people who are ready to die on a tiny hill.