If Pam won’t be coming to the bus for any reason, she now leaves a sign informing you and you can drive yourself to the desert.

Praise be

Just buy some puts early on. You do not want to pick up shares just to be stuck holding those bags for an indefinite period of time.

proprietary search engine

it “would make Stallman smile”

So do they just know absolutely nothing about RMS?

Haven’t they had ads disguised as posts for years now?

A few drinks deep is a good way to watch, in my opinion.

My company was pushing MacBooks and iMacs on developers for years, now they’re reversing course. I’m guessing it’s a combination of the upfront cost and the hassle of enterprise administration, tech support, and security having to officially handle 2 different OS’s. It’s much easier to have everyone on similar setups, and Windows is basically the “default” OS for corporate users.

those fast food restaurants

Has anyone other than Wendy’s announced plans to do this?

“Fuck you, here’s a switch port for a Wii U game. It’s $15 more expensive than the original release because fuck you that’s why.”

-Nintendo

I still remember clicking a bunch of irrelevant ads for knives and other weird shit on a forum I visited regularly because the owner said they get slightly more money when ads get clicked on site.

I’m doing my part!

But it’s good to have a few excuses ready to go.

Nooooo!! If you don’t like seeing the same 3 jokes every single day for a week you’re a billionaire shill and cop bootlicker!

🥱

My guy, I’m just trying to pay the bills. I do not have the excess income to fill a go bag.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory

And Jan 6 was literally “shoot on sight” treason, but most of those people aren’t getting more than a year or two unless they’re a high profile oath keeper or whatever. We keep treating active attempts to subvert democracy and/or overthrow the government like this and it’s going to bite us in the ass.

Waving a gadsden flag with a giant boot on the snake:

“Tread on me harder, daddy!”

Where are you going with this? There’s a lot of directions you could take this meme and like half of them are problematic.

I genuinely do not understand why you seem to think this video in particular is worth posting over and over again. It’s not even remotely entertaining.

You’re off to a great start by running a glove-free hand through your fully exposed hair.

🎶 With a big iron on his hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip 🎶

If you’re gonna lay people off, a “layer” of management is probably the right call. Never understood why I do actual work and then multiple layers of management report that work up a needlessly abstracted hierarchy of managers until the CIO knows what’s going on.