Any disposable I’ve bought that doesnt have a recharge port the battery was dead with at least 20% ejuice remaining.

Shit, I feel like a Ninja when I step on leaves and they don’t make noise.

Great, I hadn’t thought about it in years.

Now it’s in my head.

Narwal, narwal,

sitting in the ocean,

Causing a commotion, cause they are so awesome.

Narwal narwal sitting in the ocean

Pretty big and pretty white, they beat a polar bear in a fight