game was too hard for my smoothie brain

also the AI voice actors are kinda rude and sound very bad by today’s standards

the engine is off
you left the brakes on
stop fucking with the egg yoke I swear to god I will BSOD;you

anyone have recommendations for flying games that were made for dipshits like me?

The majority of us not being able to suck our own dicks ruined humanity.

I will die on this hill.

is it still seasonal depression if it happens every season

Very cool

Maybe half ass it a little bit

If they’re not compensating you for giving 150% of your energy, then don’t give them 150% of your energy.

Like, tell them you need to catch a breath, take a “smoke break” (even if you don’t smoke, mime vape a lil ink pen in the smoking section). Rehydrate more, piss more. Say you’re dizzy. Come up with something.

Any time I hear about a hammer being used as a weapon I just immediately think about this:

The participants judged GPT-4 to be human a shocking 54 percent of the time.

ELIZA, which was pre-programmed with responses and didn’t have an LLM to power it, was judged to be human just 22 percent of the time

Okay, 22% is ridiculously high for ELIZA. I feel like any half sober adult could clock it as a bot by the third response, if not immediately.

Try talking to the thing: https://web.njit.edu/~ronkowit/eliza.html

I refuse to believe that 22% didn’t misunderstand the task or something.

hopefully

I like how you need to add that qualifier because Nintendo legal is batshit

cruise control with a higher fatality rate

aliens should apply at least once

That’s odd.

Last I heard, they were making bank with their Raytheon Partnership

Turns out that’s Girls who code, which is still operational and helping generate profit from war.

Avoid that one. Ladies of code seems fine. Rather donate to/get involved with that organisation instead.

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highly advanced diffusion model for the zullet

I’d say I am not under investigation by Albanian authorities

who would click that

who clicks ads in general

have you ever clicked an ad (on purpose)

A business would surely never break the law

nice try fed

listen here bucko

don’t call it a conspiracy theory

it’s confirmed, just do your research

have you ever seen a bird? Like really see it up close?

yah dint think so

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Context for the bottom left

While we’re on that, reminder that in 2020 Activision-Blizzard employees could not afford to buy food from the company cafeteria, while the CEO Bobby Kotick gave himself a phat bonus: https://www.businessinsider.com/activision-blizzard-salary-disparity-issues-2020-8

Could possibly forgive the breast milk thief, seeing as there is a nonzero chance it was stolen out of desperation for nutrition instead of a pervert sex thing, (unless the thief was Kotick, of course)