Jesus fuck this is bleak dystopia stuff.

Dang, that’s super cool. I’m just a boring regular geologist and had no morphologic context, just guessing based on looks. Thank you for the additional information :).

Looks like tephra, maybe.

That’s great! Ratios are a bit off but we are talking about food, there’s no 1:1.

I think the wafer makes sense as the mantle, the chocolate as the oceanic crust and the hazelnut as the continental crust.

“Um actually,”

The inner core is solid, the outer core is liquid, and the mantle is kinda…solidish-slushy-sorta.

So the earth is like one of those fancy cherry cordials with the 2 fillings?

This joke is so old it owns a home.

Ba dum tss.

Childfree =/= antinatalist