Comparing car crashes and homicides in this way is a dishonest appeal to emotion. Click bait. Substitute homicides for shark attacks and you’ll see how dumb this article is.

Oh really, guess I’ll go back to cigarettes then.

Bro if your city has more homicides than car crashes you have bigger problems than traffic.

Damn

Don’t do that, don’t give me hope.

Except in 2016, 2020, and 2024

No idea why you’re getting downvoted. Did all the lemmings forget how to experience joy? If you like the art, it’s good art. That’s the whole point.

Sure, but if I enjoyed eating the food it was good food.

Correcting it would be giving a different argument. You had to use a bad argument (that no one else is using) to compare it to another bad argument about a different unrelated issue.

The rights of people are not determined by the services they can perform for you. They don’t have to cure cancer to deserve freedom.

Since you want to talk about abortion, let’s. You wake up one day and find that you have been connected by tubes to another person. The doctors tell you that this other person can only survive by using you as a human dialysis machine. Do you have a right to leave, or does the other person have a right to make you stay against your will?

My humor is broken. This is the funniest meme I’ve seen in 3 days.

We’re not incapable, it’s just been thoroughly trained out of us. My dog doesn’t bite but he still has teeth.

I just searched “cheap old laptop” on Amazon. Probably got lucky tho

I just bought one of these for $35 dollars and put Linux mint on it

It’s gonna be the biggest most beautiful swamp you’ve ever seen. People tell me all the time I’m the best at swamps, they say “wOw you are so good at making swamps.” And they’re right I’m gonna make the deepest swamp in the history of this country.

Im 169 days into quitting and I’m ready to start up again

Could be a good career move. Look at Nelson Mandela; he died in prison and then became president.

First step, give the banana a mouth

Excuse me sir, your fly is down

I always thought toad was a mushroom, like a toadstool