Nay 5, Nay 6… Unless thou doth then proceedeth on to 7.

Have you tried Stag’s Breath Honey and Whisky Liqueur?

I’m sure there are others. Though liquor laws sometimes stiffle innovation so America tends to have more weird experiments of flavor.

Sure, if you don’t know what you’re doing. But, as we eliminate all regulations in the US, we gotta learn how to DIY.

Not as cheap as just plain alcohol. But yes, I home brew. Hops and Malt are not cheap, but sugar (insert any fermentable here, rice, cane sugar, corn, potatoes ext…) is.

If I had a nickel for every ET the Extra Testicle reference I have seen today…

That would be 2 nickels, more nickels than I have used as currency since I last watched “Still Smok’n”. Which is weird.

My dad used to live in the country, and a single cow got into a semi-abandoned old ranch hand house. (We assume some one left the door open. It was in there for a day or so.

That cow absolutely wrecked the place. Walls kicked in, windows smashed (frame and all), floors ripped up, table in 2 pieces, just an absolute disaster. Also, the poop.

So. ONE COW. If unsupervised.