• hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I keep telling you dude I didn’t eat your ice cream, that was Biden!

    My hair was perfect before I left my house this morning, so Biden must have messed with it!

    Okay yeah I don’t have my homework but that’s only because Biden ate it.