Now there’s lih-nux or lie-nux
I don’t know how you say it
Or how you install it, or use it, or play it
Or where you download it, or what programs run
But lih-nux, or lie-nux, don’t look like much fun
However you say it, it’s getting great press
Though how it survives is anyone’s guess
If you ask me, it’s a great big mess
For elitist, nerdy shmucks
“It’s free!” they say, if you can get it to run
The Geeks say, “Hey, that’s half the fun!”
Yeah, but I got a girlfriend, and things to get done
The Linux OS SUCKS
(I’m sorry to say it, but it does.)
And since 1992 people have been claiming every year that this is the year of Linux on the desktop.
This year is the year. All you have to do is switch. With products like Ubuntu, there’s no reason not to. It. Just. Works.
And I’ll just sit there and watch my OS since I’ll have no software to run. No thanks.