For a vacuum, one of those fancy Miele ones.
The art supplies so nice I don’t even know their brand yet!
Our maybe just some small batch yarns.
Meta. Then I’d shut it the fuck down.
bro is so real for that
I’d like marino wool clothing
Nintendo. I would rename it to “Bloodsucking corpo-fascists”
You’d have to buy EVERY brand and do that to be consistent.
Kraft Dinner, obviously.
We have a recipe app we use. I took great whimsical pride in formally entering the proper canon recipe for Kraft Dinner into our recipe database.
A lemming with class I see
With Dijon ketchup?
Only with seconds.
I’d probably buy Lindt and then force the company to go back to their better quality days where the cocoa was better conched, they used 100% cocoa butter, and held back on the sugar so actual chocolate flavour shone through instead of that artificial sugar buzz.
Oh Lindt used to be sensational, really goof. They’re just not now
Rheinmetal and Airbus
Wolf ranges.
DeWalt or Milwaukee
Walmart.
Amazon.
Google.
Oh… You just meant the products… I was thinking bigger. I would buy the brand itself.
Barrett