That thumbnail is A+
So is the headline. Chastity cage, exposed. 🤣
Example #4363 why making everything “smart” is a terrible fucking idea
Not inherently, they coulda followed best practices. But this is definitely a reason not to buy smart things.
Next from iot the smart lung
Imagine having your smart cock cage locked out by Amazon because some rando told them you are racist lmao
And to think I don’t even feel safe about buying something as innocent as a smart TV…
If this is the same one I remember from a couple years back, what’s not listed in this article: two different security teams warned them of the vulnerabilities multiple times, the vendor claimed to have fixed the issue when they hadn’t, the devices didn’t have any sort of physical bypass in case of malfunction, and what finally convinced the pen testers to go public was the company announcing that they planned to make a locking inflatable butt plug using the same platform.
At some point the security vulnerabilities are a feature, not a bug. Butt plug ransomware is the latest sex toy fad.
I feel like like the potential for being exposed as a chastity cage user might actually be a plus for some users
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Liberal men on suicide watch
