The fire season is going to be fucked this year.

The only time I’ve knowingly been in 40+ heat was in Sydney. The house I was staying in had no fans and was stifling, so I opened the front door, thinking to let a breeze blow though. It was like opening an oven door, a gust of hot air in my face. The whole week was unbearable - blistering hot outside, far too cold in places with aircon.

What is this summer you speak of? There is only air conditioning.

Fires. Fires everywhere.

Are the spiders finally getting to you?