‘Smart toilet’ that takes anal prints wins Ig Nobel Prize::We have smart phones, smart cars, smart watches and…smart toilets? Well, now we do. Seung-min Park’s Stanford Toilet captured an

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    1 year ago

    The idea for an analprint, in particular, came from Salvador Dalí, who discovered that “the anus has 35 or 37 creases, which are as unique as fingerprints,”

    WTF Salvador…

    There is no way I’m spending money on something that takes pictures of my b-hole, uniquely identifies me, and has telecommunications capabilities.

    The market for his has to be, what, 8 people?