‘Smart toilet’ that takes anal prints wins Ig Nobel Prize::We have smart phones, smart cars, smart watches and…smart toilets? Well, now we do. Seung-min Park’s Stanford Toilet captured an
The idea for an analprint, in particular, came from Salvador Dalí, who discovered that “the anus has 35 or 37 creases, which are as unique as fingerprints,”
WTF Salvador…
There is no way I’m spending money on something that takes pictures of my b-hole, uniquely identifies me, and has telecommunications capabilities.
The market for his has to be, what, 8 people?
Dude has a fetish. Simple as that.
Your honor, the mutilated body was identified for its remarkably intact and rather unique asshole crease layout
Fuck, so now there’s a practical reason to anally mutilate murder victims?
And just 9 years after the idea was on adult swim.
Smartpipe!
“we need to change these draconian child sex laws!”
They were busy trying to figure out if they could…
The Ig Nobels were underwhelming this year. They’re always fun, but some years are more fun than others.
Does getting penetrated change the creases?
