SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoNever gonna loosen them laceslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up1534arrow-down16file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1528arrow-down1imageNever gonna loosen them laceslemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square43linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squarepotoo22@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up50·2 days agoFor the love of God, please use a shoehorn if you are still having this problem.
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·2 days agoBig shoehorn guy here
minus-squarePhobosAnomaly@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 days agoHow am I going to wreck the heels of my trainers or give my fingers ungodly numbness and pain then though?
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoI can’t help with wrecking the heels, but do you remember that trick from when we were kids? Where you can bite down on your fingers, then hook them together and pull, and it hurts like hell?
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoUsually because you were 7 and your mate told you it was a magic trick
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·2 days agoI think the technical term is speculum
minus-squarego $fsck yourself@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoSpeculum? I hardly know 'em!
minus-squareDuranie@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 days agoShould I be calling it a foot speculum or heel speculum? Which sounds worse? Achilles speculum? Tarsal speculum?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoScott Specula
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoNot to explain the joke, but speculum are shoe horns for vaginas. Now you know!
minus-squarevirku@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·2 days agoLove shoehorns. Use them at every opportunity. But they are not every place I put on shoes.
minus-squareNum10ck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoinvent the shoehorn that is embedded in the shoe
minus-squareIsThisAnAI@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agohttps://kizik.com/ Sketchers has some as well.
minus-squareNum10ck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 day agothanks i didnt know these existed. but for $140 i’ll just finger it. i also found the shoeslyde which fits in a wallet for $5.
minus-squareGissaMittJobb@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoI have a small one in my backpack at all times. It’s great.
minus-squarevirku@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoThat’s smart! However I don’t have a backpack with me every time I put on shoes.
For the love of God, please use a shoehorn if you are still having this problem.
Big shoehorn guy here
How am I going to wreck the heels of my trainers or give my fingers ungodly numbness and pain then though?
I can’t help with wrecking the heels, but do you remember that trick from when we were kids? Where you can bite down on your fingers, then hook them together and pull, and it hurts like hell?
… Is this a thing people did? Why?
Usually because you were 7 and your mate told you it was a magic trick
I think the technical term is speculum
Speculum? I hardly know 'em!
Should I be calling it a foot speculum or heel speculum? Which sounds worse?
Achilles speculum? Tarsal speculum?
Scott Specula
Oh wow, definitely the last one
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Not to explain the joke, but speculum are shoe horns for vaginas.
Now you know!
Love shoehorns. Use them at every opportunity. But they are not every place I put on shoes.
invent the shoehorn that is embedded in the shoe
https://kizik.com/
Sketchers has some as well.
thanks i didnt know these existed. but for $140 i’ll just finger it.
i also found the shoeslyde which fits in a wallet for $5.
I have a small one in my backpack at all times. It’s great.
That’s smart! However I don’t have a backpack with me every time I put on shoes.