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minus-squarethrowawayacc0430@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·edit-22 months agoStep 1: Wear a ski mask Step 2: Shoplift? Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit? (Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes “Profit” just not for you)
minus-squareHowAbt2morrow@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoDress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoYou could also demand to see the kerrygold’s papers, and then leave with it.
minus-squareRageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoSooooo a mask, sunglasses, a hoodie and no identification? 🥷
minus-squareHeathcliff@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoAt least the butter might come in handy (or by other limbs).
Step 1: Wear a ski mask
Step 2: Shoplift?
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit?
(Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes “Profit” just not for you)
Dress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.
You could also demand to see the kerrygold’s papers, and then leave with it.
Sooooo a mask, sunglasses, a hoodie and no identification? 🥷
At least the butter might come in handy (or by other limbs).