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minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·13 天前Lemme try: “She caught me peeing in the sink. Again.” How’d i do?
minus-squareLupus@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 天前Good start, but it’s missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer. Something like “That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again.” Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·13 天前Ok, how about: “She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit.”
Lemme try:
“She caught me peeing in the sink. Again.”
How’d i do?
Good start, but it’s missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer.
Something like “That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again.”
Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.
Ok, how about:
“She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit.”