Robots are usually around a 0.1/10 fuck. There’s virtually no way you’d ever be in a situation where you’d have dick-access to one of those feminine super futuristic androids without first having to pass every drug test there is, every background check there is and like 100 different polygraph tests where they ask if you’re going to fuck the androids. Believe me, I’ve tried.
So that leaves shitty unsexy stuff like cnc machines, rc planes, rock crushers, lego robotics, and all kinds of unsexy bullshit. How the fuck do you fuck a quadcopter? Cum all over its blades? Have fun rubbing that one out, it’ll take forever. No curves or sexy holes or anything.
Honestly just fuck a couch cushion or something instead. Maybe some day drone manufactures will start at least making them with retractable buttholes.
Robots are usually around a 0.1/10 fuck. There’s virtually no way you’d ever be in a situation where you’d have dick-access to one of those feminine super futuristic androids without first having to pass every drug test there is, every background check there is and like 100 different polygraph tests where they ask if you’re going to fuck the androids. Believe me, I’ve tried.
So that leaves shitty unsexy stuff like cnc machines, rc planes, rock crushers, lego robotics, and all kinds of unsexy bullshit. How the fuck do you fuck a quadcopter? Cum all over its blades? Have fun rubbing that one out, it’ll take forever. No curves or sexy holes or anything.
Honestly just fuck a couch cushion or something instead. Maybe some day drone manufactures will start at least making them with retractable buttholes.
Man I really wanted to fuck one