Huh, didn’t know I understood German

Edit: oh I just made OP’s joke again

This man binary searches

Wait Casio make TVs?

I disagree, I cannot see why people dislike those parts—the tension is fantastic in both

“Tim onion” got an irl lol out of me

That’s really shitty given the expectation set when using a VPN

I was wondering the same, I’ve not had any issues personally

It’ll be in a compilation pack, I’d bet

You’d have thought they’d have learned from losing the browser monopoly they had 15 years ago due to complacency

Time for another court to finally set the precedent the EULAs and Terms & Conditions are bullshit because it’s expected that no one will read them, and therefore no one has actually agreed to anything

Well I thought this was kinda obvious what I meant, but I guess not.

Alright, drop the sass, if it was obvious your post wouldn’t be the length it is. Now chill, I genuinely appreciate your response

0, no go

1, also a no go, I can’t guarantee I’ll have an extra thing

2a. No 2fa, so this is a reduction in my current security

2b, this could be workable, I already self-host a number of services, but I want to be sure situational neglect (i.e. life is too busy for me to pay attention) cannot compromise this, therefore it’s gotta be a turnkey solution that I can configure to auto update, which is what I’m asking for in my comment. I need your specific solution for this, generalisms are useless here.

3: Not workable, I can’t rely on someone else being able to help in every possible scenario (and tbh I wouldn’t want to put that responsibility on someone)

4: This is a pretty good one tbh, though I guess if I’m going to pick holes, if the first stage is good enough as the gate, it diminishes the reason to have the second stage, so I’d wonder what you would suggest that could tick all the boxes for that first gate.

Edit: weird numbering formatting to combat lemmy formatting doing weird things

This is specifically a scenario where I’m starting from a single blank device because I’ve just been robbed on the other side of the planet.

Edit: for added weight, I’ve been in this exact scenario. I was able to get my ESIM reprovisioned to a new phone and recover everything within a day. I don’t want to replace authy with a solution that doesn’t cover that scenario

Interesting, I’ve seen this one before but it didn’t seem like it would support my deal-breaker scenario—I still can’t seem to see support for that on the readme, could you point me at some docs?

Does anyone have a suggested alternative for authy? (Please read the whole post before responding)

I’d love to go with an open source solution as I’ve done with my password manager, but that doesn’t seem possible with one of my big requirements:

Scenario: I’ve had my phone robbed abroad and managed to buy a new one and loaded my ESIM back into it—I need to recover access to my 2 factor database via SMS so I’m able to log into my cloud storage and access my password database.

At this point I’d probably be happy to host a service myself on something like AWS and use SNS for this requirement, but I’m not sure anything like that exists ready to go. I’m not particularly interested in rolling something myself for this.

I’d be dubious of jumping from one closed source product to another, but if there’s a particularly good option I’m all ears, I’ve been otherwise happy with authy for about a decade now, but this plus the retirement of the desktop app have me looking elsewhere.

Edit: added emphasis

Well I wasn’t expecting to get called out quite like this today

Doesn’t this already exist or did I imagine it?

I thought they introduced it years ago

Edit: oh I read again, this time it’s free

Everyone keeps telling me “you’ll understand when you’ve got one”

I’m thinking that’s a pretty irresponsible gamble

Tbh at least this one makes sense, who is going to use a VPN (an internet privacy tool) from Google?

Pretty sure that’s not the case, had a little Google and it seems like I’m right, but I’m open to being corrected if I’m wrong or misunderstanding what you mean. Here’s evidence to support my claim:

https://etrr.springeropen.com/articles/10.1007/s12544-014-0131-7

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0001457518300034

https://irpj.euclid.int/articles/the-dissimilar-determinants-and-outcomes-of-road-safety-in-the-united-states-and-the-european-union/

I’m sorry, why the fuck aren’t these street legal in more than half of the states? The article says something about safety, but these are street legal all over Europe where we have stronger safety regulations.

Also there’s something I can’t put my finger on about the journalist choosing a hero image of the van losing its cargo.