If you want some real nostalgia, there’s a great cover of the music by VomitroN. They cover the entire game but I’ve linked the end credits here.

W-w-w-w-what do you want? Why do you keep touching me? 🎶

The secret audio track on the Warcraft 2 CD was amazing.

Contra and Mario were games I had mastered. Contra I could do reliably with 3 lives. When I was in grade 2 I remember starting up Super Mario 1 and selecting 2 players because my friend was over. Beat the game without giving him a chance. The game didn’t even switch to Luigi after saving the princess.

FISSION MAILED

And

I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

I still get a feeling of pride reading those words. Even more when I didn’t use the Konami code.

M-M-M MONSTER KILL!!!

Ah so your issue is, let me see here… Ah, actually using Outlook like a normal user.

I’ve tried switching to Thunderbird myself but it doesn’t support Office 365 without a third party service. So I feel stuck with Outlook.

Oh… I never butchered because that just seemed wrong. Is there any way to just get to the friendlier version without butchering?

Me too. It’s probably been 10 years since I’ve last played. I have a solid 64 hours played and no achievements completed. Maybe I should check it out when this update comes out. It’ll probably feel like a brand new game at this point.