First time I went to the US as an adult, I was shocked. When I stopped at a gas station to fill up the rental car, I noticed they sold beer at the gas station. And it was on sale. My norwegian mind almost exploded

That is why I only block ads when I’m on a plane 👍

Ouch! You should stop applying logic to anything. Forever.

And you have a hitbox that is quite a bit larger than normal, and various health style related illnesses dependent on the free flow of medicine

I haven’t been able to listen to music since year 2000 😢

Then take both pills: 6 years old and a millionarie

The worst thing about interstellar travel: no internet

Fucking swedish bastards

Regards, Norway

In my country, the main backbone is built, owned and operated by the government. The services on it are privatized

I call it Nazi Island

Shirts: let’s all hold hands!

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What? I haven’t been sorting by file names since mid 00s. Every file system I’ve used has the ability to sort by whatever I like

That doesn’t fly here in Norway

This is the default behaviour for chickens. I can’t think of any chicken like creatures that exists in the wild that resembles. The chickens I kept had plenty of room both inside and outside. Outside was a predator proof fence around a large area with different kinds of vegetation, bushes and wet and dry environments (I also had a couple of mallards). Inside they had running water, things to climb on to roost, and various boxes to lay and sleep in. Every week I cleaned their living quarters and threw down fresh bedding. They were not for food or for egg production. I ate and gave away the eggs they laid.

Edit: to keep the roosters from doing the dirty with close relatives, I swapped rooster with other people that kept poultry as a hobby

I work in the public sector. If I start my day at 06.00, I can leave at 14.30 👌 Perfect for me since I am an early riser and the days are slowly getting darker and darker again

I also wanted to go to the US to work. When I was done studying, and had a degree. Moving to NYC to work was a life goal until I researched the working conditions. Fuck that.

A few years back, a company where a friend of mine worked was bought up by an american company. I do not know why they didn’t do their research beforehand, but the new american owners announced they would be expecting the newly bought company to adopt an american work culture. Almost everyone quit. My friend is a programmer. He got a new job offer almost before he was out of the door.

The police are on their way

I’ve kept chickens. They do not understand the family concept. Roosters will happily rape their siblings or their mothers, and hens will enforce a gruelling pecking order even if it means someone dies of hunger/beatings 😢