• I am Error.
• All your base are belong to us.
• It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this! Why yes I did grow up in the 80s & 90s.

Bonus from a newer game: “What have I told you? People are a renewable resource!”

Cool, so what brand is a good one to replace D-Link with?

Better hurry, Trump’s rubber stamp DOJ will kill this faster than a cop encountering a dog.

Civ 6, Fallout 4

It’s made out of NFTs.

Any game with ranged weapons is literally this. If I’m playing Fallout 4 and shoot a raider in the head then combat is initiated. That’s literally his combat works. Fuck Nintendo and fuck bullshit patents.

Typical religion, just making up stupid shit to enforce their control over people.

Because not spend $10,000 on $1,000 worth of security camera system instead of helping poor people. Rich bastards.

Temu? More like Trashmu.

Oh it’s a butterfly knife. Why the hell is it called “balisong” and who came up with such a stupid sounding name for it?

That would require me to have X on my phone. I do not. Because I deleted Twitter when dipshit took over.

With always online DRM, I’m sure. Fuck you Blizzard.

AI generated music slop

FTFY

Good. I look forward to all these idiots finally accepting that they drastically misunderstood what LLMs actually are and are not. I know their idiotic brains are only able to understand simple concepts like “line must go up” and follow them like religious tenants though so I’m sure they’ll waste everyone’s time and increase enshitification with some other new bullshit once they quietly remove their broken (and unprofitable) AI from stuff.

Cybertruck circa 2026.

Sure that’s not corrupt at all.

It won’t make any difference. There’s a gamers Bill of Rights that nobody remembers. It was produced by the owner of a company that now ignores that it ever existed.

That’s cool, I quit Facebook ages ago.

Not familiar with Odysse, how’s they’re content moderation? We don’t need another fascist platform.