I mean, maybe don’t mention the PS5 during any of it, at the very least use a separate email than the one tied to your account. I totally get your concerns, I’d be pissed too. I think I’d try returning to the store multiple times (maybe getting lucky with a different person or even a different location)
“7 minutes, 7 minutes is all the time I can spare to play with you”
“… There’s a pimento taco, a pimentaco in the glovebox”
“Ride ze shoopuf?”
“The numbers mason, what do they mean?”
“Have some faith”
“Tank beats everything”