Hm. I wonder why gamers say that.

There’s a big difference between my phone changing caulk to cock and my phone telling me to make pizza with Elmer’s glue

Describing a high intensity DDOS attack on one of the world’s most important resources as simply “mean” is unironically one of the funniest things I’ve read this year.

Hope they get some support soon.

I completely forgot about that site. Thanks for reminding me.

Well, this sucks. PayPal was great for only having your credit card information in one place - now it looks like I’ll have to risk it with every website.

So sad I won’t be able to bequeath “Fifty Shades of Fur - Gay Erotic Visual Novel 18+” to my grandchildren

YEAH!

YEAH!

YEAH!

no.

Holy shit we have a character on Lemmy now I’m deleting my Reddit account

Flaming hot take that’s probably gonna get me downvoted to hell: releasing a new version of Firefox on mobile before there was a high level of extension compatibility killed a lot of the momentum it had going for it.

I know that maintaining two separate codebases is a huge challenge, but having the power of all desktop extensions on mobile was a pretty big draw and being told that only a small fraction of them work probably turned off a lot of people. I kinda wish they just put the old codebase in maintenance mode with bug fixes since it was pretty feature complete while rolling out Fenix as a beta.

Sandboxing also still sucks even after the rewrite, (still no Fission!) which is unacceptable in today’s day and age. I say all this as a Firefox diehard on all platforms, but I’m tired of people acting like it’s a magic bullet to kill Chrome. It still has a lot of problems, including its resource usage. I’m hoping Servo takes off soon, because that’s what made Firefox so fast on desktop even though only a fraction of it was implemented.

/rejerk So glad my furry porn website userscripts work again!

Pssst…

I miss Resonate.

This is why I can’t be friends with conservatives of any degree. People always want to say “it’s just politics,” but it has gone beyond that for so fucking long that it’s not even a discussion I’m willing to have anymore.

Cyberbullying works 🎉

> be me

> walk into billion dollar company that’s slowly tanking

> entire staff gets down on their knees begging for mercy

> look around

> point to the most impressive technological advancement in transportation of the century since the car was invented

> “what the hell is this?”

> lead project manager raises, still trembling

> “it’s our brand new zero emission self driving car powered entirely by the air around it and it can be produced for half the cost of our existing line”

> do that obama lip thing

> “not bad, not bad”

> idea pops into my head

> evilgrinchgrin.jpg

> “what if… you made the horn sound a fart?”

> everybody has a nervous breakdown

> cut half the team and leave without elaborating

> be homeless dude wielding machete

> picture unrelated

he comes, shits all over us, and goes

Worst. Grindr. Hookup. Ever.

Apple should design them to last.

Well, they should, but they won’t.

Dudes rock

Welp, there goes any chance of getting the zoomers to vote this year

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