That’s what we did, it just turned out that we were together for 7 years before everything fell in to place. We got out of college, got our careers in order, and bought a house. Then married the next year.

This is probably the best form of execution possible. Your body doesn’t know that there’s a lack of oxygen, but it does notice a build up of carbon dioxide. Nitrogen poisoning is not noticable until you’re already “drunk” and falling asleep. That’s why it’s so deadly to divers.

Nearly cut myself on that title.

I mean they seemed to like Toby Keith, he’s even done a song with Willie Nelson about bounty hunting.

That’s what wishlists and gift cards are for

Didn’t realize I needed an /s

Yeah! It keeps it in India and Madagascar, fuck those guys.

The murals are a nice touch, let’s see how the white paint looks in 50 years though.

If you have the funds to buy an entire second property, you aren’t just a “mom and pop”, youre in the 1%.

This just in - every blue collar business owner with a shop is in the 1%

Reminds me of this one:

Kids will see 9 dolphins

Christ, that repost is nearly 10 years old itself.

Because engine immobilisers are a thing, that’s also why car keys are so expensive. The engine won’t start without the correct key so no need to worry about the wheel.

As for reflectors, the people that use them might just opt for ceramic window tints.

I wouldn’t hire her either.

main character syndrome

Pot calling the kettle black right here.

Wow, and it wasn’t Vermin Supreme

They literally kill their owners more than aggressors by a large margin.

Pretty sure razor blades have a larger margin, we should stop giving the homeless those in care packages.

Boomer mentality, no thinking of the future.

Yeah, that’s just basically every unregistered UDP port… Not much you can do about it since Nintendo has struggled to understand the internet and its uses since the Famicom.

And no, for the love of God don’t enable uPnP. It’s still pretty much the worst thing you can do.