That’s why you middle-click all off-site links.

You’ll pry my RS-232 and PS/2 ports from my cold dead hands!

*Mole Patrol

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low

Adobe’s name is mud these days.

At least it’s still got its accessories.

Does the CVV number on credit cards not change when they’re renewed in the USA? Or can companies still somehow charge cards without an up-to-date CVV?

How close did we come to being a footnote in the history of a future species that would happen upon our ruins ten thousand years from now? Would they indulge in the fiction of their own immortality until the Shivans came for them? And how long had this gone on? Did the Ancients stumble upon the monoliths and the tombs of their predecessors in this distant corner of space, dismissing the warnings carved into the walls of the sepulchre? And when the destroyers came at last, what did the Ancients think as they sifted the cremation of dust and bones, staring into the mute remains for a key; some solution to their plight?

What if there had been countless races stretching back into infinity? And like the nine cities of Troy each civilization had been built on the rubble of one that came before. Each annihilated by the Shivans.

The Ancients died eight thousand years ago, as humanity emerged from its neolithic infancy. They believed their voyage across the sea of stars awoke the dragon that slept beneath the waves. That the Shivans were birthed from the flux of subspace and their destruction was the revenge of an angry cosmos.

Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint

Which means it’s just about due.

So how much for a shark with a frickin’ laser beam attached to its head?

Let’s see if Antonio Bandaras and Lucy Liu are up for a sequel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8aLwMHgmJ0

The problem is that they’re still largely perceived as being the best ever. The American founding fathers are pretty much deified, and it’s still expected that important policy decisions will be made based on what these centuries-dead aristocrats thought rather than based on what’s needed in the here and now. Other countries don’t do this. I’ve never in my life heard a politician try to attack or defend a position based on what John A. Macdonald would have thought of it, but in the USA that sort of thing happens all the time.

There are times I’d go with Reddit (or at least pre-exodus Reddit; I haven’t been back there much since the APIpocalypse,) particularly when politics are discussed, but posts like this show where Lemmy shines.

Keanu isn’t immortal, he’s a time traveler. George Carlin gave him a time machine.

Alpha?

Pretty sure they’re already dead.

You keep chestnuts in your fridge?

Ex con can’t get a job due to his criminal record and is forced to steal food to survive.